When I wake up and realize it’s not the weekend anymore


When an ex calls- so true, so fucking true

whatshouldwecallme:

Them:

Me:



Trying to walk when you’re drunk


When my best friend is in trouble and calls me for a ride

yup….

whatshouldwecallme:

I drive like,


When I’m drunk and making eye contact with a cute guy

whatshouldwecallme:

How I think I look:

How I really look: